For your amusement…


For those of you who didn’t know…I’m from California (grew up there) and just moved to Minnesota over two years ago. I’m enjoying it so far. My husband sent me these little fun facts the other day and I thought it was pretty funny and so I wanted to share with you.

Cold is a relative thing ya know

At 65 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.
At 60, Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe.
At 50, Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
At 35, New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 20, people in Miami all die. Minnesotans close their windows.
At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
At 20 below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.
At 40 below, ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start asking, “Cold enough for ya, eh?”
At 50 below, hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Hahaha…this is close to being true. I’m pretty sure the Minnesotans enjoyed this 馃檪

xo – athena